cute is what we aim for

ok so i just bought the new cute is what we aim for CD and i love it so much i don't think there is a song on it that i don't love it just that awesome and very few CD do i love all the songs to so it quite kick ass. i recommend you buy it and go see get smart cause it very funny and cute. oh and heather i have a pic of you for you that i think you'll like

frickin shit

ok so yesterday i went to the relay for life thing and it was fun and thats all have to say about that. today i had to work the FARMERS MARKET. oh yeah i was up at like six and had to be there at like 7:30. so i get there and i get handed a broom and one of those bucket dust pan thing i was like for real grrr so then these probation guys show up and they were wearing orange vest and i was like omfg. so i walked around and swept and hung out with Lisa cause her mom had a booth thingy. then this guy was like do you want an orange vest i was like do you want me to he was like yeah.(GRRRRRRRRRRR) so there i am in this orange vest with a broom and dust pan. Lisa and Jake relentlessly made fun of me and it was hot and my leg hurt. (i hate my life) so like four hours later Beth came to get me. so was gong to dump my trash but i couldn't find a trash can so i grew some balls and asked one of the scary jail dudes what i should do with the trash and he goe " well putting in a trash can would work theirs one down by the door that i found was very accommodating" i go" OK douche" then the other jail dude was nice and was like you can put in this bag here. i was all like thanks. while the other one behind me rambled on about trash i think GRRRRR i hate ass holes alot

GGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ok so last weekend I went to a dance recital and it was kinda cool I guess. But the the people who owned the dance studio used to work at one in Nc and all this drama went down so now they have there own studio. The recital was cute and all the little kids sucked and it made every one go awwwwwwwww. But any way people from the old studio ( where they used to work OK) came and left these notes like they were five and totaly bashed the recital they said things like “you took something beautiful and made it ugly” I was like ok well first off your ugly but then I was like how can a bunch o 5 year olds standing on stage be beautiful or ugly I know they were talking about dancing but for real there was little real dancing to be found plus the asses that left the notes didn’t even stay till the end I was like GO HUMP A FUCKING COUCH YA HOE right I relay hate yuppies too. But then when I got home the door to my room was open.(which is a major sin in the world of EMILY) I was like whoa who did this and of cause my dad did it cause the was the only one home so I went GRRRRRRRR and slammed my door and started about how I get no privacy and just cause my room is on ground level does not mean you have a free pass to enter the “cave” and my sisters room is up stairs and they never go in there. Right? GRRRRRRRRRRR then my dad was like where is the cord for your camera (he insist on using mine cause he broke his(I broke it but shhh)) I was like I don’t know looks like you raided my room so it must not be in there. Then my mom threw me the look of death that all moms have that strike the fear of gos in to there children no matter how old they are so I went to my room which is like 3 feet away from the kitchen and pouted and listened to CHER for like an hour GRRRRRRRRRRR. I went shopping the other day and got these mondo cute shorts and two awesome bras that I would run around shirtless in cause they kick lots of ass. Oh and on the way home from the dance thingy I said something about my hair some where alon the lines of “ yeah cause I have a wad o’ hair” and my mom goes well we can do something with it you should get it cut this summer I was like yeah and look like a clown with a f’n fro umm no thank you Barnum and Baily but I’ll pass. Then she was like well we can get you a staitner and get it razored. (eww I hate that look like just no) I was like a staitner that would actually have any effect on my hair would cost like 200 coin so I really don’t think you wanna spent that kind of money on my hair cause your cheep. I was like I would straiten my hair when its long but not short ever cause I look like a mondo DIKE like someone I know who name sounds a lot like wachel babb. Sooooooo no on the whole hair thing cause I kinda killed that discussion with my opinion of hair and money. Oh and I might get a new phone woot woot. But it’s my money so not so much woot kinda like Woot.

random as a man on a lawn mower in the woods

ok so i'm supposed to be telling you more about the CAMPING trip but i don't fell like it and don't remember much because i have a bad memory. but i will tell yo about how my thatching phone is broken oh yeah my LIFELINE is broken and i cant afford a new one so..... call me on my house phone. me and my dad built a cage box thing for my birds and they like it i guess. this summer i will be going to Savannah with my faithful heather and OTHERS like her mom and such. then i will maybe go up to Virginia. but for now i get paid with MY MONEY to clean my house. GRRRRR. oh and my hand hurts for some weird reason.....YEP oh and to day i woke up at like 2 to the sound of a man on a lawnmower in the middle of the woods behind my house. wtt i know right GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

how much ididn't hate the camping trip

so it wasn't so bad. but those huge flying bugs were every where and loud but whatever. there was some MILD-EXTREME drama with the ADULTS but all in all not so bad (just for you heather) OH bonnie one of my quail died because well GRRRRRRRR but i still have Clyde and chicken and Bert and Ernie. me and my dad (my dad) built them a home box thing so their out of my room and on the back porch. it's like a billion o'clock in the morning and i can't type or keep my food down i feel like shit GRRRRRRRRRR.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR again

the last day before i go to hell. i will be gone for like a whole week GRRRRRRRR and GRRRRRRR some more. some more sounds like samores?? when you say it really fast . ok so i was doing my creepy stalker thing again only this time on facebook. you know those girls who are well whores and skanks sluts and bitches. every grade has them there all HOLSTER and ABERCROMBIE??? decked out and with there fake coach and channel shit GRR i hate them but i was on one's facebook and i was looking at there photos cause i was "tagged" in one of them which was gay because i like can't stand the girl and she knows it, but any Way. (my poor computer is so slow cause i'm doing five things at once(love that movie btw)) on the pictures there were all these ones at this place called the "cabin" and they were all like drunk and smoking and i was like way to be a hoe i front of like millions of people skank. then i was like i should print these out and give them to there patent then in one of the pictures there were the girls parents just as drunk as the kids i was like EWWWWWWWWWW fucking bad parents. then you look at the people at school and you just wanna dropkick them in the hallway and yell at them about how stupid they are and how they are gonna end up pregnant and homeless because they are nasty and sluts. ok so today my quail Clyde flew out of his box and onto by bead and crapped like five times GRRRRRRRRRRR i hate him just a little cause the other quail don't do that and the pheasants can't even get out so i love them more. the moral of this story is.............. don't get drunk with a camera, and don't love a quail.

for my eyes only... and yours too if you want

i know i do like three of theses a day buttttt i like it. they will probably get few and far between as i go on but that's ok cause no one really reads these but me. i don't do this to be "deep" and "poetic" "original" or "in" because I'm not any of these things. ( and i can't seem to type to day i keep typing there instead of these.) i don't really know why i do this i kinda think it's cause it gets all the thoughts out of my head and lets more music and ridiculously immature things in. (i need one of those squishy things for my wrist.) i was on a Friends Page/ blog thingy and i went from one person to another and they were all people i didn't really know and don't really want to, but on my adventure i felt like a stalker kinda cause on some of these things people pour there hearts out and you feel like a perv reading them like your in there head or something. (or at least i do) like on one girls thing she was like "why do we talk about people so much" and " originality BLAH BLaH BLAH" then at like the bottom of her paragraph things she would put like (dumb people) or (ignorant fools) or something like that idk. then i was like whoa hypocrite Much. i'm not going to rant about things like that but it's kinda stupid. i also noticed the kind of emotion people put into these like i said "pouring hearts and such" but i was like wow i feel stupid cause i just ramble about nothing much except my boring life and i never make much sense but i personally think i enjoy this just as much as the next guy even though i don't do the nifty space thing or have cool profile ma jiggers but i do have polka dots and cool homemade words and shanks that you can buy with your love because i'm oh-so corny. Props and such to like the only person who reads this HEATHER NELSON WOOT WOOT!!!! welcome to the "deep dark secrets" of my mind. cause i would so say all this shit to any one who would listen anyways. as i spell check my page like half turns yellow YAY go shit speller me.

camping

i like camping OK and such WITH MY FAMILY AND PEOPLE I LIKE right. NOT with people i can't stand. i get to go camping with a whole bunch of people i don't like. i talk to like 4 people that are going and the rest i kinda HATE. the up side is i get to sleep in a camper while all the others have to sleep on the ground HA. as i have mentioned before i HATE F'N BUGS. guess what there are in the woods this time of year BIG ASS BUGS yeah lots of the just waiting to suck my blood ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. Camping also means getting up early like at seven. GRRRRRR. but i will have heather and Casey to not be oh so miserable with GRRRRRRRRR again GRRRRRRRRRRR.

VAY-CAY 2

OK i got it I'm gonna go to Virginia this summer because it's way less hot and they spray for bugs and i hate bugs ALLOT oh and there is going to be a new baby and i love babies. so that solves all my problems right. well sorta cause "SCHOOLS OUT FOR THE SUMMER" and that just kicks so much ass. Rachel w is a angel because she got me out of school early today and i did not have to suffer and we hung out at her house so yeah.

Summer vaycay

OK so i know for summer your supposed to do something right. i usually go up to Virginia and it's OK but last year i went and i did like nothing for three whole weeks right, and i never got to send time with the one person i went up there to spend time with i actually spent the entire time baby sitting my second cousins and one of my cousins who i hadn't seen in like 7 years i only got to see ONCE and i was realy bummed about that. SO this year i was giving the choice to go back i was like I'll think about it and i would go because my cousin (the one who's kids i baby sat) just had another baby and i kinda wanna see it but... i don't wanna be freaking board off my ass the entire time. ALSO i was offered the chance to stay with my sister and her family for like 2 weeks. but they are all CRAZY and annoying. they also have like four f'n dog that i kinda wanna kill because they have no manners. all i would do is go to the navy base and swim which is fun and all but i don't like the heat (this is in Florida) and i;m not all that in to swimming in public place for one it's grosse and i look bad in a swim suit SO... I'm thinking i wanna go to Virginia but i don't know cause if i don't do either i will probably kill my self.

cranberries

OK so i was drinking some cranberry juice out of a bottle this morning when i noticed this little black speck on it. first i thought it was on the outside of my bottle but when i tried to wipe it off i didn't budge... so i went for the in side i scraped and rubbed but nothing happened. it looked like a little piece of bark or something. so i finally decided it was melted into the plastic. on the way to school i was thinking about cranberry juice and how in the "departed" Leonardo DiCaprio?? always drinks cranberry juice and the other mobsters make fun of him. there always like what are you on your period or something hahahaha. yeah but then that made me think of the titanic and not the movie but the real thing and i wondered if they had cranberry juice on the boat and if that could have saved all of those angry people and chaos from being so dramatic if they had all taken the time to have a cup o' cranberry juice. then i went back to the plastic bottle if there was bark in my bottle what other things were in it that i couldn't see. hmmm i' still pondering this but i will figure it out!!!

GRAMMAR

cause this is my first one it's gonna be a warning to all who read that my spelling and grammar suck for my current learning status. so please forgive me in advance for all my suckie spelling. oh and i cuss... allot so this will not be G rated. as i type this i look up and see the spell check button jeez I'm a dumb ass but that's OK. oh and i wont be doing any of those nifty breaks either because i don't know where to put them. OK so blog one is stupid and such and i can't promise there going to get any better but their mainly for my entertainment.