cute is what we aim for

ok so i just bought the new cute is what we aim for CD and i love it so much i don't think there is a song on it that i don't love it just that awesome and very few CD do i love all the songs to so it quite kick ass. i recommend you buy it and go see get smart cause it very funny and cute. oh and heather i have a pic of you for you that i think you'll like

frickin shit

ok so yesterday i went to the relay for life thing and it was fun and thats all have to say about that. today i had to work the FARMERS MARKET. oh yeah i was up at like six and had to be there at like 7:30. so i get there and i get handed a broom and one of those bucket dust pan thing i was like for real grrr so then these probation guys show up and they were wearing orange vest and i was like omfg. so i walked around and swept and hung out with Lisa cause her mom had a booth thingy. then this guy was like do you want an orange vest i was like do you want me to he was like yeah.(GRRRRRRRRRRR) so there i am in this orange vest with a broom and dust pan. Lisa and Jake relentlessly made fun of me and it was hot and my leg hurt. (i hate my life) so like four hours later Beth came to get me. so was gong to dump my trash but i couldn't find a trash can so i grew some balls and asked one of the scary jail dudes what i should do with the trash and he goe " well putting in a trash can would work theirs one down by the door that i found was very accommodating" i go" OK douche" then the other jail dude was nice and was like you can put in this bag here. i was all like thanks. while the other one behind me rambled on about trash i think GRRRRR i hate ass holes alot

GGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ok so last weekend I went to a dance recital and it was kinda cool I guess. But the the people who owned the dance studio used to work at one in Nc and all this drama went down so now they have there own studio. The recital was cute and all the little kids sucked and it made every one go awwwwwwwww. But any way people from the old studio ( where they used to work OK) came and left these notes like they were five and totaly bashed the recital they said things like “you took something beautiful and made it ugly” I was like ok well first off your ugly but then I was like how can a bunch o 5 year olds standing on stage be beautiful or ugly I know they were talking about dancing but for real there was little real dancing to be found plus the asses that left the notes didn’t even stay till the end I was like GO HUMP A FUCKING COUCH YA HOE right I relay hate yuppies too. But then when I got home the door to my room was open.(which is a major sin in the world of EMILY) I was like whoa who did this and of cause my dad did it cause the was the only one home so I went GRRRRRRRR and slammed my door and started about how I get no privacy and just cause my room is on ground level does not mean you have a free pass to enter the “cave” and my sisters room is up stairs and they never go in there. Right? GRRRRRRRRRRR then my dad was like where is the cord for your camera (he insist on using mine cause he broke his(I broke it but shhh)) I was like I don’t know looks like you raided my room so it must not be in there. Then my mom threw me the look of death that all moms have that strike the fear of gos in to there children no matter how old they are so I went to my room which is like 3 feet away from the kitchen and pouted and listened to CHER for like an hour GRRRRRRRRRRR. I went shopping the other day and got these mondo cute shorts and two awesome bras that I would run around shirtless in cause they kick lots of ass. Oh and on the way home from the dance thingy I said something about my hair some where alon the lines of “ yeah cause I have a wad o’ hair” and my mom goes well we can do something with it you should get it cut this summer I was like yeah and look like a clown with a f’n fro umm no thank you Barnum and Baily but I’ll pass. Then she was like well we can get you a staitner and get it razored. (eww I hate that look like just no) I was like a staitner that would actually have any effect on my hair would cost like 200 coin so I really don’t think you wanna spent that kind of money on my hair cause your cheep. I was like I would straiten my hair when its long but not short ever cause I look like a mondo DIKE like someone I know who name sounds a lot like wachel babb. Sooooooo no on the whole hair thing cause I kinda killed that discussion with my opinion of hair and money. Oh and I might get a new phone woot woot. But it’s my money so not so much woot kinda like Woot.

random as a man on a lawn mower in the woods

ok so i'm supposed to be telling you more about the CAMPING trip but i don't fell like it and don't remember much because i have a bad memory. but i will tell yo about how my thatching phone is broken oh yeah my LIFELINE is broken and i cant afford a new one so..... call me on my house phone. me and my dad built a cage box thing for my birds and they like it i guess. this summer i will be going to Savannah with my faithful heather and OTHERS like her mom and such. then i will maybe go up to Virginia. but for now i get paid with MY MONEY to clean my house. GRRRRR. oh and my hand hurts for some weird reason.....YEP oh and to day i woke up at like 2 to the sound of a man on a lawnmower in the middle of the woods behind my house. wtt i know right GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

how much ididn't hate the camping trip

so it wasn't so bad. but those huge flying bugs were every where and loud but whatever. there was some MILD-EXTREME drama with the ADULTS but all in all not so bad (just for you heather) OH bonnie one of my quail died because well GRRRRRRRR but i still have Clyde and chicken and Bert and Ernie. me and my dad (my dad) built them a home box thing so their out of my room and on the back porch. it's like a billion o'clock in the morning and i can't type or keep my food down i feel like shit GRRRRRRRRRR.