Saturday, January 24, 2009

dj F-O-X!

yay i'm getting a turntable woot friggin woot yeah i am uber excited. i've wanted one for awhile now i'm for real getting one like tomorrow ahhhhh oh and i'm gettin the chord for my camera. i was sad that we didn't get to make a cher music video but i'm over it. it's all good. oh and i'm getting a cute is what we aim for vinyl for my new turn table. chica chica yeah

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

do you believe in life after love

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh i hate driving with my mom grrrrr she is so annoying. it's like an omfg you are so annoying moment. she's all like "slowdown get on your side SLOW DOWN GET ON YOUR SIDE EMILY!" i'm like i am mom stop yelling then she'll be all like "TURN TURN TURN TURN! TURN! oH MY GOD TURN!" no joke like i want us to drive of the side of the road. and she does this thing with her hand where i can only see it out of the corner of my eye but she points like for me to get over and usually i just ignore her but to day she did it like constantly and i was driving fine and i finally told her to stop and she was all like" well if you would listen to me i wouldn't have to do it don't get med just pay attention" i was like STFU seriously i have driven on this road all like 10 times you've let me drive. and i always just say "I KNOW". so we stopped at this gas station and i put on some i set my friends on fire just to piss her off and she was like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (no joke she said eww) how can you listen to this and i go "it's so i can't hear you nagging". oh and earlier when she was driving put on this cool beat boxing version on the lion sleeps tonight and she was like this so so stupid then she was initaing the guy and would not stop i was like did you just turn five cause that's how you are acting. so i'm going to find more beat boxing songs and make her listen too them. muwahahahahaha. jaydubaya thinks it's a good idea (and she called me stupid when i told her about my babies). FER REAL LADY WHAT CRAWLED IN YOUR TOE AND PEED KK BACK OFF DUDE GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba- i love the lion king

ok so the new semester started last week but whatev but i like my classes ok i have art first block and i think i'm really going to like it even though the class has like 6 posers in it i'll live cause i have rp. second i have eniglish with dangler and i don't like her at all she sucks. third i have human Anatomy with ms. Poole who is like legally insane but her class is always fun and there i only like 13 of us it's good. Finlay fourth is band kill me i so hate mr.r he drives me up the wall like a retared mouse on crack like fur-real man gosh whatev but thats all for that. oh i sometimes give rw a ride to work and it's fine i don't mind (weather it rains of shines) so Friday i gave her a ride (like i did your dad last night) and the back seat was full of dog and hay so she rode up front with me and i sat in the middle and made it look like i was supposed to be there so we could drive past the cop then my mom was like ok we're good Rachel sit in Emily's lap so we tried that but i saw another cop and opened my legs and rw fell into the floor and we were laughing so hard so we were stopped at the light in front of home-depo and rw was still in the floor and who drives up next to us but robby and clay i was like rachel don't look don't look don't look and what did she do she looked cause she sucks i averted my eye super fast and they rolled down their window to say something but then we drove off i was quite interesting oh well
and the we went to the pig barn and timmy met me there so i could give him his Cd's and i went home then while i was home my cat cody had like a seizure twice and i was like freaking out and i googled it and i thought he had melanoma but now i think he just pulled a muscle or something cause he is supper old.... this is like the longest one ever hermmmmmmmmmmmmm. BAM

Monday, January 5, 2009

phoebe♫

Phoebe is my hamster that i keep in this box heather gave me a nifty bracelet in and he likes peanuts. yes Phoebe is a he and he is the best hamster ever. he wears a kevlar jacket so when i shake his box it makes a pretty sound lol... i'm a sick person

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Heather

OK I've called heather like 10 times today and she has yet to respond and it's kinda important grrrrrrrr

Friday, January 2, 2009

such is life

I HAVE TO PEE so bad my leg is shaking oh and today i melted like ten candles because i love fire but in the process i stuck this metal thing in there with wax on it and it got hot so i laid it down and it had these diamond shapes cut out of it cause its a fingernail file not the point but i put my hand on it cause i'm a dumb ass and now i have these burns on my hand in the shape of diamonds and it hurt but they kinda look cool and i want them to stay sorta but sorta not ya know idk but now they are all red and bumpy f'n ewwwwwww. on and there is wax all over my computer and desk oh darn don't tell Mommy i swears i won't do it again. and (i know don't start a sentence with and so bite me) i have been deprived from human interaction for like 6 hours cause beth is sick and i'm all alone in my big bad house and i think the spell check just stopped working cause watch i can do this ksdfhuaskefh and it does noting in return humph oh well grrrrrrrrr...

I'm back

OK so this is my first one in like months but hey here i am what can i say. so Christmas is over and my relatives are gone thank jebus. i got a video camera and now me and my dogs are going to be youtube stars. idk now i remember why i never did this my life is sooooooo uninteresting grrrrrrrr oh well...!