Wednesday, January 21, 2009

do you believe in life after love

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh i hate driving with my mom grrrrr she is so annoying. it's like an omfg you are so annoying moment. she's all like "slowdown get on your side SLOW DOWN GET ON YOUR SIDE EMILY!" i'm like i am mom stop yelling then she'll be all like "TURN TURN TURN TURN! TURN! oH MY GOD TURN!" no joke like i want us to drive of the side of the road. and she does this thing with her hand where i can only see it out of the corner of my eye but she points like for me to get over and usually i just ignore her but to day she did it like constantly and i was driving fine and i finally told her to stop and she was all like" well if you would listen to me i wouldn't have to do it don't get med just pay attention" i was like STFU seriously i have driven on this road all like 10 times you've let me drive. and i always just say "I KNOW". so we stopped at this gas station and i put on some i set my friends on fire just to piss her off and she was like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (no joke she said eww) how can you listen to this and i go "it's so i can't hear you nagging". oh and earlier when she was driving put on this cool beat boxing version on the lion sleeps tonight and she was like this so so stupid then she was initaing the guy and would not stop i was like did you just turn five cause that's how you are acting. so i'm going to find more beat boxing songs and make her listen too them. muwahahahahaha. jaydubaya thinks it's a good idea (and she called me stupid when i told her about my babies). FER REAL LADY WHAT CRAWLED IN YOUR TOE AND PEED KK BACK OFF DUDE GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

1 comment:

heather. said...

OMG! This is like the funniest blog ever.

Anyway, have you found out when the music vid. is going down?

(Did you tell her about Jaydubaya's embarrassing spastic beard-growth condition?)